"I forgot to lock the car," said Vin as the plane's bulkhead door     slammed shut. Our car was in the Bradley/Hartford airport parking     lot with my passport and two heirloom diamond rings.  It would be     there, unlocked, for a week while we were in Phoenix visiting my     dad.  (Before you ask why I would keep diamond rings in the glove     compartment...have you ever moved something from a place it's always     been to a 'better' spot, never to see it again?)  I had just enough     time, before I screwed up the planes navigation system with my cell phone to call the     number of the Toyota dealer on our key chain.  Good news.  He said     you could lock the car without the keys.  Now all we had to do is     find someone who would drive two and a half hours to the airport to     see if that was actually possible.  In the meantime our best bet was     to point the automatic door locking gizmo at the car as we flew over     the parking lot and push the lock button.  We were transferring in     Charlotte and as soon as the plane landed I called Jay, one of our     best friends ever, who thought the situation was epic/funny/typical     enough to drive the two and a half hours to the airport to lock the     car for us.  We told him that there was a chance it may already be     locked which to him made the situation even more epic/funny/typical.*     
I spent two entire days learning how to list a few things on ebay.      I figured out if I sold everything at the 'buy-it-now' price I would     walk away with $46.97.  
Example: I had the starting bid for a 'seed-sprouter' (are you     wondering what a 'seed-sprouter' is?) at $1.99 with a ' buy-it-now'     price of $3.99.  It had 34 hits and 7 watchers (ebay     language)....what I wondered was....why didn't someone just buy it     for the $3.99?  In the end, no one bought it which was good because     the amount I was charging for shipping was a lot less than it would     actually cost me to ship it so for me to get rid of my 25 year old     never-used 'seed sprouter', it would have cost me $2.40.   I'm     taking a break from ebay for a while.
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| I remember 25 years ago, how excited I was, when I realized there was such a thing as a seed-sprouter. | 
Vin and I are applying to a few more film programs.  Florida State     is the only application we've sent in so far.   The 'Statement of     Purpose' (where I used the word 'thus' for the first time in my     life) is the letter where you tell the people that require a     'Statement of Purpose' everything you've done in your life and how     it relates to being the ideal film student.  Being 55, it was hard     to keep my life to the 1000 word limit...the same number of words a     20 year old applicant is allowed.  How is that fair?
*Jay and Denise (Jay's wife) drove to the airport.  They found the car (they said "because it was the dirtiest one there") and it was unlocked.